St.Patrick’s Day in America. Now this is an experience.
I went to a bar in Midtown Manhattan (a supposedly brief stop-off before purchasing bedding from Macy’s) and needless to say, things got out of hand pretty fast. Firstly, there was a black ‘leprechaun’ stood on the bar, complete with a huge ginger beard and a ton of gold bling chains. A black gangster leprechaun.
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The B.G.L’s best accessory was a bottle of unidentified green alcohol, which was used to decant into the mouths - and navels (!) – of anyone who showed willing. I went for the mouth shot, which actually ended up being a general dowsing, as the B.G.L’s aim wasn’t all that great.
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Thankfully I didn’t come into contact with any naked flames while getting lost in Macy’s that afternoon.
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