My first morning in Manhattan started with a complimentary 'breakfast muffin' (so wrong) and the worst cup of tea I've ever tasted.
Then all of the interns (about 140 in total) walked like excitable ants from 33rd Street, up by the Empire State (obligatory selfie), past Grand Central, and to a little church in Midtown for our induction day.
I kid you not, the wifi password (yes, the church had wifi) was: 'PraisebetoGod'.
I
heart NY.
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| Officer Petty |
The excitement didn't end there, as a NYPD officer then came in and terrified us all. Lists of DON'TS included pretty much everything*, but notable ones included 'do not stand too close to the Subway edge in case 'some crazy dude' pushes you on to the tracks', and 'do not sit next to the Subway train doors as you're more likely to get robbed'.
I can only surmise that Officer Petty hasn't been on the Subway in New York for quite some time, as getting ANY seat is nigh on impossible.
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| Subway of DOOM |
*You can get a just ticket for being in a park after midnight/putting your feet on a Subway seat/crossing the street without the green** man.
**The green man is white over here.
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| Crazy times |
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